Although I was born in a chicken coop [see related story], I am far from being a complete moron. This man has truly made me a bit upset. For months, I have been going around being nice to people, saying things like "howdy do" to the ma'ams and sirs, I normally wouldn't say the salutation to in the first place. I even went to some tent revivals in the smoldering, balmy heat of Texas. Rolled around sawdust floors in Arkansas and Mississippi, spewing out words that would get me to the Pearly Gates. I even took up a serpent in Louisiana. That one I am still recovering from. Getting venom in your privates is certainly no way to be redeemed, but I did it and felt I was ready to be caught up in the sky.
I have to be truthful, I really was all geared up to leave this ol' world, even though my raisin' in Ashmore, WV., taught me not to follow such... Read the full story [Click Here]
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This guy and any other person whom believes they can predict the end of the world is totally insane... unless scientist discover something headed our why or we self-destruct ourselves.
Personally, I think the guy made a great deal of money from others' total stupidity.
I read Whatha Sam Hell's story and laughed my ass off. I definitely get the gist of why he wrote about this moron.
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